I'm blogging about it.

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:42:16 -0400

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:50:03 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

Guess what I’ve been playing with

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:02 -0400

Guess what I’ve been playing with

brolininthetardis: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:48:02 -0400

brolininthetardis:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

#AGGRESSIVELY FOLLOWS THIS BLOG

So I have a new favourite blog.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M STILL FAT

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:33:25 -0400

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:25:02 -0400

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT ANON

neil-gaiman: I was going to explain this photo, and then I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:31:10 -0400

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“Well, that’s one way to hit the high notes.”

yummytomatoes: Summer Get out of my head.

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:58:53 -0400

yummytomatoes:

Summer

Get out of my head.

Ava's Demon: Kickstarter Plans; Ava's Demon Book One

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:11:38 -0400

Ava's Demon: Kickstarter Plans; Ava's Demon Book One:

avasdemon:

Hey everyone! Long time no speak, I’ve been super busy not only with my comic but with life in general. As you might have seen earlier on the blog, I’m going to be starting a kickstarter in a month or two for the first published book of Ava’s Demon.

The actual goal, a (hopefully) 12x12 inch book…

TAKE MY MONEY

TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

travelingcolors: Neon Waterfalls in Long Exposure A superb...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:07:46 -0400

travelingcolors:

Neon Waterfalls in Long Exposure

A superb photographic series “Neon Waterfalls” from Sean Lenz and Kristoffer Abildgaard who placed in cascades and waterfalls California glow sticks.

Person: Theatre is stupid

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 05:53:36 -0400

Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!

He only had himself to blaaaaame

If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it

I bet you you would have done the saaaaaaame

saveroomminibar: Metroid Prime. Character Art, Level Design,...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 12:18:33 -0400

saveroomminibar:

Metroid Prime. Character Art, Level Design, Environment Art, Asset and Concept Sketches.

I finally ended up doing some more requests. I think I’ll...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:58:13 -0400

I finally ended up doing some more requests. I think I’ll make an effort to dust this tumblr off and start posting art again, since the reaction I got was entirely positive.

That second one was a weird one. Probably horribly sexist too, but I don’t make the requests.

the nice thing about tumblr is that in between the cat gifs and gushing about the new pokemon and...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:29:32 -0500

the nice thing about tumblr is that in between the cat gifs and gushing about the new pokemon and amazing art you randomly get pictures of men in women’s underwear

okay i’ll shut up for the next couple of months now

Somebody else just started following me

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:07:13 -0500

i don’t understand

did you get lost on your way to the interesting and entertaining blogs

neil-gaiman: s’true Did you mean: My childhood

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:17:53 -0500

neil-gaiman:

s’true

Did you mean: My childhood

B-but I haven’t posted anything in months!

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 11:19:39 -0500

B-but I haven’t posted anything in months!

do you think i?: Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 19:06:16 -0400

do you think i?: Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s:

likesdinos:

horseandimyours:

tamayomeri:

ruingaraf:

robert-downey-jesus:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.

I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD

I think it means you’re a hyena.

I don’t normally reblog art, but bloody hell.

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:47:43 -0400

I don’t normally reblog art, but bloody hell.

God yes. God. Yes.

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:13:41 -0400

God yes.

God. Yes.